Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

George Carlin
#yesterday#procrastination#lazy

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

George Carlin
#funny#stuff#house

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

George Carlin
#people#thinking#opinion

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

George Carlin
#funny#peace#virginity

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

George Carlin
#funny#drinking#tequila

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

George Carlin
#cynical#idealist#disappointment

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

George Carlin
#hear#music#dance#perspective

Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach your children to question what they read, teach them to question everything.

George Carlin
#question#teach#read#children

We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.

George Carlin
#life#love#hate#values
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