Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach your children to question what they read, teach them to question everything.

Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach your children to question what they read, teach them to question everything.

#question #teach #read #children

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

#funny #idiot #maniac #driving

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

#yesterday #procrastination #lazy

When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.

#funny #america #ticket

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

#funny #stuff #house

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

#people #thinking #opinion

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

#funny #peace #virginity

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

#funny #drinking #tequila

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

#cynical #idealist #disappointment

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

#hear #music #dance #perspective

We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.

#life #love #hate #values

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