Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

#funny #peace #virginity

More George Carlin Quotes

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

#funny #idiot #maniac #driving

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

#yesterday #procrastination #lazy

When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.

#funny #america #ticket

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

#funny #stuff #house

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

#people #thinking #opinion

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

#funny #drinking #tequila

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

#cynical #idealist #disappointment

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

#hear #music #dance #perspective

Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach your children to question what they read, teach them to question everything.

#question #teach #read #children

We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.

#life #love #hate #values

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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#want #done #funny #leadership

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

#motivation #difference #funny #mosquito

Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!

Jeffrey Gitomer

#change #funny #reaction

Set peace of mind as your highest goal, and organize your life around it.

#life #mind #peace #goal

My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with the facts.

Roy S. Durstine

#mind #funny #fact #confuse

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

Terry Pratchett

#person #funny #old #young

Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it's a start.

Anthony Bourdain

#start #peace #barbecue

I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

#funny #heaven #friends

I understand that nothing is easy. I say everything happens for a reason. I dream of one day the world is in peace. I try to see the good in everything. I am a caring girl who loves to flip.

#good #peace #reason #girl

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Calvin Coolidge

#mind #peace #christmas #goodwill #mercy

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