Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!
Albert Einstein
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Compound interest is the greatest mathematical discovery of all time.
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Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it ... he who doesn't ... pays it.
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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
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Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle
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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
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Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions.
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The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
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Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!
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My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with the facts.
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Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
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I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
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You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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