Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

#funny #idiot #argue

More George Carlin Quotes

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

#funny #idiot #maniac #driving

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

#yesterday #procrastination #lazy

When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.

#funny #america #ticket

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

#funny #stuff #house

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

#people #thinking #opinion

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

#funny #peace #virginity

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

#funny #drinking #tequila

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

#cynical #idealist #disappointment

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

#hear #music #dance #perspective

Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach your children to question what they read, teach them to question everything.

#question #teach #read #children

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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#want #done #funny #leadership

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

#motivation #difference #funny #mosquito

Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!

Jeffrey Gitomer

#change #funny #reaction

My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with the facts.

Roy S. Durstine

#mind #funny #fact #confuse

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

Terry Pratchett

#person #funny #old #young

I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

#funny #heaven #friends

You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy.

#funny #science #physics

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Stephen Hawking

#life #funny #tragic

Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.

#good #funny #stupid #sad

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!

Albert Einstein

#human #funny #stupid

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